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[little_lady_d]

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Comments

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

*flails* you're killing me woman.

It's the sort of thing you have to tilt your head sideways and squint to see, but it's there -- Horatio has heard of such things, and in part believed them, but the King is taking him by the shoulder in the corridor, asking his opinion on matters of the court, consoling him on Hamlet's sudden departure and reassuring him there is still a place here for him in Elsinore -- and Horatio is not sure what to believe. He wants to believe there is nothing in these touches, these murmurs, these looks -- but how is he to understand the mind of a king? -- He smiles politely and wonders when his lord will return.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I do that.

Oooooooh. Ha. Horatio wins at pretending nothing is going on. Because you know he so will. If he ignores it and waits for Hamlet, everything will just trip along normally, or at least abnormally but ignoring him.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

*loves you anyway*

horatio is gifted in both observation and denial, i think -- which takes quite a bit talent, when you think about it. oh well, claudius is so ded when hamlet gets back. XD XD XD

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

^____________^

He is, I'm afraid, and talent or not it's only half-helping him. Also, *DIE* Yes.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

too bad there was never therapy that early in denmark ~ ! and i wish we were still discussing hamlet in school -- "some scholars think it's gertrude's death that gives hamlet the push to finally kill his uncle, but i think he just figured out claudius was hitting on horatio while he was gone. it's all in the staging!"

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

I think that would win my heart for-ever.

Actually, Shakespeare in general needs therapy.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

XD XD i shall write my thesis on it.

o yes, with a good therapist i think we could've dropped the entire plot of othello. XD (did i ever tell you iago is the evil horatio? ... 'cos he is.) shakespeareans go to group therapy sounds like the beginning of a beautiful crackfic -- that poor, poor therapist.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Yay!

The therapist would need therapy by the end. (....How does that work?)

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

XD XD (something like mental masturbation, i suppose? ... the not-dirty kind.)

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

(..nggggg.)

The Ghost/Ophelia. Flame.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

you just want me to stop talking about mental masturbation, don't you? it's all right. understand entirely.

...

She watches as they put her in the ground. Her eyes are closed, her arms are crossed, her head is up and she drowns in flowers -- she drowns in dust, she drowns in prayer, in oaths, in tears, in sacrifice. It's the worst sort of drowning -- one you can't try to swim out of -- but she sees it all as something far away.

She tries to remember her Hamlet's eyes -- she thinks they were a soft calling kind of blue, like water when it wants you to jump.

His eyes are all flame, and like a father -- a king -- like something else entirely, he says nothing but holds her. She is lost in the earth, they are alone in the darkness.

They will not be alone for long.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

You're so astute. Thank you. I am a virgin in mind, demmit. And body, too, but you're not traumatising my body. yet. Okay, stopping now.

Ooooh. *flails* Ooooooh! I just--! Eeeee.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

XD XD shall try not to traumatize you any more, in any sense, sweet.

are those ghost-noises? v. authentic.

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

.... *dies* I love thee so.