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[little_lady_d]

MEME #1:
If you want me to make you an icon, comment here and I will make one based on one of your LJ interests. No, you don't get to pick which one. Artist's discretion!

MEME #2:
Give me a character or pairing (that I'm familiar with) and a word, and I will write you one line of fic here.

you heard the meme, lovelies~!

Comments

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD LOOK HOW PRETTY MY NEW ICON IS. *swoons* It's only the cutest most adorable and awesomespiffyjazzy icon in the world, you see. And more than makes up for your lack of knowing who Jean Valjean is -- actually, no one really knows who he is anyway, least of all himself, which is why he keeps singing that annoying 'WHO AM I' song.

...
......But I like that plotline. ;____;

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

cute, adorable and awesomespiffyjazzy? you make me blush with your lies -- ! *swoons* -- silly valjean. identity crises are for -- well. no one's quite sure who they're for.

-- you would. XD

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

Lie? Me? I lie not. D:<

Identity crises are for young men who look good while they angst. I think. Matt Damon? ...anyway.

AND I DO. However, it seems a little beside the point to ask you to write it when the plot has already been outlined... XDD So! You write Horatio/Guildenstern. Keyword 'eyelash'.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

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... that's the worst pairing yet! what sort of warped mind came up with that? XD

This was becoming a bit of a problem, wasn't it? At first he was grateful, having someone at Wittenburg to study with -- someone who could remember what they were doing -- someone who wouldn't hum and tap irritating tunes under a desk, wouldn't twirl his pen, splattering ink anywhere -- wouldn't try to copy answers without caring about the question, peer over his shoulder, hair tickling his neck. Horatio didn't do any of those things; Horatio was quiet (not thoughtlessly rambling); Horatio was considerate (not careless and forgetful); Horatio understood. (Understood what?) But it's a bit of a problem.

Because, you see, Guildenstern had stopped studying the letters and the numbers -- he finds himself reading Horatio's hands like books, contemplating the curve of a particular eyelash. He works over Horatio's shoulder, trading papers so they touch, and --

And (this is absurd) he reaches over, brushes away a (particular) fallen eyelash (someone else might laugh, might ask, if you'd like to make a wish) and he thinks (he thinks) he understands.

(Understands what?)

Guildenstern studies alone now.

... now pretend that was one line and not so awfully embarassing (for me and for guildenstern). XP

also pretend i don't continue to fail at html ...
... ohgodsorry. XD XD

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

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I think you set a new record. ;_____________;
FOUR TIMES. FOUR TIMES YOU FAILED. AT THE EXACT SAME THING. ;_____;

...I will forgive you because the fic is pretty. XD Horatio/Guildenstern is so WARPED, it must have been one sick mind that thought of it first. But it's pretty. ^___^

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

i'msorry. ;_____; but what i lack in technical competence, i make up for in -- well. i'll tell you when i figure it out.

^____^ *hath a warped, sick mind -- though not a pretty one*

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

You win at most of life, whether you confirm it or not, so I think we've got it settled. Does that mean you'll write another Horatio/Guildenstern with the keyword 'electronic'?

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

Guildenstern argues passionately, electrically -- anachronistically electronically -- about the universe -- for or against, he can't remember which. He expects Horatio to argue back. But Horatio only smiles, and speaks softly -- electrically -- a soft chiming electronically -- Guildenstern can hear the universe in every word.

-- i don't know. at least it was short! *fails at all of life, whether you confirm it or not*

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

...Win. Win at all of life. Dammit, Guildenstern/Horatio shouldn't make so much sense. Especially considering that Guildenstern makes nonsense enough for both of them. Which is why Rosencrantz and Guildenstern generate nonsense worth of four normal people, and feed small woodland creatures with the residue.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

XD XD XD so true. except for the part about my winning. but then again, truth is relative, and relatively, you win much much more at it than i do. and i'd like to see the sort of small woodland creatures that feed upon r&g-generated nonsense -- they probably end up migrating to the other side of the looking-glass and wonderland.

[fish-bananas.livejournal.com]

The two worlds are linked! All the strange creatures Alice ever met have imbibed a healthy dose of R&G's Nonsense. Which is like Aunt Jemima's Pancake Syrup except without the sexual innuendo.

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

i rather like this theory~! i shall write my thesis on it. or, well, one of my theses, i seem to be collecting quite a bit of them. i shall also try to market r&g's homegrown nonsense for fun and profit.

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear, this is lovely and full of italics and I enjoy very much how the broad funnels down to the singular; how the many become the two become the one. Just lovely. Thank you for showing me that this existed!

[little-lady-d.livejournal.com]

ah, thank you -- i remember i wanted there to be a kind of movement in it and -- of course, i know it's ridiculous, but thank you. for your excellent comment. :3 :D